Jaysus

Jesus's older Irish brother ,who lives in darndale.

Person1:Ahh Jesus , I spilled me pint .
(Suddenly , Jaysus appears)
Jaysus:Excuse me what did you say?
Person1: are you Jesus ?
Jaysus: fuck you

by JamesPrestage March 14, 2017

Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus

"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"

by JB_Finesse July 29, 2008

jahusafrats

Is something that is ridiculous, or extraordinary, or abnormal

That bitch is full of jahusafrats

by peter567654465465 May 5, 2009

Jahnus

The smoothest man on the planet earth. when he walks down the street, watch ya bitch. when jahnus says he got you...he got you. if you have a jahnus in your life you, are truly blessed.

bro i was walking with my girl and her bra started shaking, all of a sudden she just started walking...i knew jahnus was coming. that nigga be takin all my bitches

by real nigga hours December 19, 2018

jahnus

A sexy ass individual that usually has a 7in
dick or bigger. He cannot help but to pull all the hoes without even trying.

Girl "Wow. That guy who stole your girlfriend is so fine"
Guy "uhhh he's such a jahnus"

by tht_one_chicken December 7, 2013

lord n jaysus

disbelief, amazement, gobsmacked, disgusted

Man: hey baby, any chance of some action tonight?
Woman: No!
Man: but we haven't made love in 2 months!
Woman: No answer!
Man: Lord n jaysus!

by wexslang June 15, 2012

jaysus

to say, jesus christ without being blasphamous.

jaysus you cant say that about ms kirby phil, she mings old style.

by ben ross January 11, 2004