One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.
Signs of being a Jaffaholic:
1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.
Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Signs of being a Jaffaholic:
1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.
Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.
She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
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