Jaff

A jaff is a person who has more or bigger vibrators than you, usually causing you great upset.

Im so jealous of her because shes a jaff

by Leeanne October 27, 2003

On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

by MrPixel April 24, 2018

The Jaffe Special

When you walk in the room and you see your boy giving her the good time you think that's the jaffe special if I've evrer seen it. Then you close the door and the jaffe special stays with you for ever. Notoriously attracting native stumons to your area. Careful if you loose the jaffe special the stumon will leave faster than your dad.

Tom " do you know where Alex is?"

José " yeah, in the other room giving your wife the jaffe special "

Tom " Better watch out for that stumon "

José " The jaffe special stays with you for ever "
:)

by Ted is ded March 4, 2019

jaff it about

Verb. To "jaff" or "jaff it about" would be to expose your gentalia and wave it or shake it about sillily, enthusiastically and proudly for everyone to see. Perhaps you would hold your trousers half down with one hand and raise the other in the air while moving your hips around. This term originates from Oswestry, Shropshire and has soon spread across Mid-Wales and can even be heard in Brampton, near Carlisle in Cumbria...

"D'ya dare me to walk in the club and just jaff it about in front of everyone?!"
"Yeah, that'd be awesome!"

by Khaldoun April 14, 2008

up your jaffe

An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.

Up your Jaffe, Jordan.

Jordan, I hope you shove that soccer ball up your Jaffe.

by Juday May 10, 2006

up your jaffe

Up your arse!

Stick it up your jaffe!

by Nancy boy November 2, 2003

Jaff

A psychopathic narcissist who has the need and desire to be unhappy with his life

Hey Michael, why don’t you calm down you are being such a Jaff

by Obeanz June 18, 2023