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E-jaculate

What you do while watching porn on the internet
I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down
by fuckidunno October 12, 2011
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pantsy jaculation

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
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jaculewicz

The rarest last name there is. You the baddest bitch around. You are unique, fun, caring, and superior to all (especially Ethan). You’re fun to be around and simply the life of the party. Your definitely a party girl but still a good friend. You are seen as a vault to friends so if u find a Jaculewicz don’t let them go
Did u see what Jaculewicz did at that party last night?

No! They were too drunk I couldn’t focus on anything they did
by Paulinejjjjj January 27, 2021
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Jamultrias

Roman getting some bitches is jamultrias
by E Money Walder January 22, 2022
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jaculent

Those pollen jocks are super jaculent and fast... They are bigger than the other bees
by Sadjhj October 25, 2025
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Like-Jaculate

Can apply to both individuals and groups.

For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.

Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)

*Megan and 15 other people like this*

Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!

... Later that day...

Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.

Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
by MegsGirds October 13, 2011
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eye-jaculate

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.
Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife
by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016
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