Japootie

Another name for a chocolate-covered almond

The local sports team is selling japooties again this year, stock up!

Man, I love japooties!

by Japootie March 15, 2012

Jaboogies

ur mom clit

I saw her jaboogies last night

by Anonymous308 March 23, 2022

Jacobies

Having an over active underarm sweat gland.

I've got such serious jacobies that my dermatologist gave me prescription strength antiperspirant.

by TheGuinnessTooth December 20, 2006

Jacobites

means the followers of jacob in Scottish, but now is just the coolest last name to have.

Yeah! She MUST be a Jacobites!

by 77annie77 June 15, 2011

Jooties

Small parasites that are spread by jews. Supposedly, if you catch them you gradually become jewish.

No way am I sleeping in THAT bed, I might catch some of your jooties!

by Israeli_D_31 August 3, 2011

jacooter

to get eaten out in a jacuzzi; to eat a girl out in a jacuzzi

My boyfriend and I went to the jacuzzi last weekend and I got jacootered. Lucky me!

by gahgahaghahhhhh June 16, 2008

Jahootie.

A piece of shit, (usually a car.) Any rusting hatchback or VWJetta that has no working doors, lacks brakes, and/or is filled with McDonald's bags more than a week old or moldy bagel bites. May have strange items in the back seat including a full wardrobe, a lifevest, a hotplate, computer parts, plastic pellet guns, mini fan, ect.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.

Look at that dude trying to get in his hatchback through the back window!

What a jahootie.

by Cissee October 15, 2008