jackass

A person who acts like a comeplete idiot. Or just someone who is acting strange and just not normal.

"Max is such a jackass, he can't count to 5."
"Are you sure? Yesterday I saw him count to 4."

by thewacko April 9, 2006

Jackass

A derogatory term similar in meaning to asshole, or stupid asshole. Jackass is a term that's almost never used by today's young people but somehow it sounds hilarious when an old person says it and really means it.

The jerk CEO at a nursing home was telling old man Smith that if he was going to stay at this nursing home he would have to sell his house and possessions or be kicked out.

Old man Smith: "Jackass!"

Nursing staff covers their mouths and tries desperately to stifle their laughter. Old Man Smith just said exactly how they felt about their CEO.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 21, 2012

jackass

a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.

swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."

by love-bruises March 9, 2007

jackass

Yet another reason to hate Mtv.

Mtv is for jackasses.

by fuck Mtv August 25, 2006

jackass

A stupid or uneducated person.

Look at that jackass trying to moon the cop!

by refuze May 17, 2005

jackass

Johnny Knoxville see moron

"you Johnny!"

by fred August 25, 2006

jackass

1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.

Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.

by Fatass August 25, 2006