jalacky

If someone is cappin about the lackin.
A false lacking accusation.

“I caught you lacking”
“No you didn’t, that’s jalacky”

by weinerwilliam November 1, 2023

Japjacks

Those sick Japanese people that animate disgusting and distasteful things, usually sexual based.

Not meaning to be racist whatsoever, but all the same, there's really no need for it.

I wish Japjacks would just animate something normal.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

Jaack

Verb: To Jaack

Well-known West Mercian slang, deriving from the acclaimed (but unsuccessful on a larger scale) musician Jack Crowther:

To lift and carry a large plastic bin(s), possibly waving it over peoples heads or placing it on tables, in order to clear rubbish in areas deprived of bins.

Also: May be associated with the kicking of upturned bins along the floor

Hey, will you Jaack please

Common mispellings- jack, jaaack, jaaaak, jock
Synonyms- jack crowther, to bring the bin, lazy cleaner
Antonyms- (few in common usage) to put the bin back, to hearle

by Makins and Burford December 17, 2010

Jayjacking

The act of someone going about their business, who suddenly feels the urge to masturbate without waiting to find privacy.

Chad- "Dude, my flight is going to be late"

Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"

Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"

Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"

by Galacticfish July 27, 2011

Jawjacked

While having sex doggy style you reach towards the womans mouth and curl your fingers behind her lower front teeth creating a hook which allows you to pull her back into you while having sex.

The girl Sammy from the Globe got jawjacked hard last night while listening to Slayer.

by T-Ben June 11, 2018

Jaaack! :)

Jaaack! :) Is an autistic character created by Lhiam Andrews-Bancroft during homework support sometime in November. His catch phrases include, Jack-off, Jack good at hitting, Jack at ping-pong, gooduh, badduh, Jack is moving like da roller coaster, uppuh

Jaaack! :) Is sooo funny.

by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

Jalacka

Santa's penis it is the 3rd most powerful of them all right after earl and Qualalala

Jalacka is so strong he can he can hold all the toys for the kids on christmas

by the main one January 5, 2010