Jupiter

Where boys go to get more stupider!

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to college to get more knowledge

by ibuild May 12, 2010

jupiter

A company that makes music stuff. I don't know about their other instruments, but their trombones suck. Don't get a jupiter trombone, unless you want to really be able to apreciate a half decent trombone. Their other instruments probably suck as much.

I played a jupiter trombone in sixth grade that we rented. In seventh I asked for a yamaha because they looked cooler. The slide is much easier to move and the instrument itself is much lighter. It's still not all that great, but it's good enough for a highschooler. We've continued to rent the same trombone for three years now and some day I'm going to buy it out of slavery, for sentimental value if nothing else, even though I really could use one with an f key.

by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005

jupiter

A large planet up in the sky that is often used for aliens to land on and have anal sex.

oh my I i just saw the aliens on Jupiter.

by Jaitlyn2004 May 20, 2018

jupiter

Proof that were fucked.

Holy shit, that comet just damn near obliterated Jupiter!

by Human July 29, 2003

Jupiter

Every Karen ever. They are Big and gassy.

Dude that Karen was such a Jupiter she farted all over my face man

by _PBJAM June 21, 2021

jupiter

A really fat bitch - typically of an ethnicity other than Caucasoid. The term whale, on the other hand, can be used to describe a fat bitch who is white.

Oh sick, that jupiter has like 6 sets of tits.

by h8er June 12, 2005

Jupiter

A brave, strong, courageous girl. Dark hair and olive skin. Super sexy and confident.

Damn I want a Jupiter!

by Rhetorical questions March 5, 2015