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Jratchet

A sex position involving a black midget, a kitten, and a scottish bulldog. The female must spit on the midget's head until it is so lubed she forces it up her vagina. meanwhile, the female forces the kittens paw up the bulldog's butt.

Once the midget has removed his head from the female's vagina, he forces himself to throw up on the female's asshole, and shoves it all in. The female then forces herself to shit out the vomit and she eats it. Then, the female will swollow the midgets cum, throw it up, and force the kitten and bulldog to finish it. each step is critical.
Me and an old friend pulled a gnarley Jratchet last night and i still can't feel the lower half of my body.
by The exterminator6969 October 13, 2011
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jragging

Bragging about things which are generally lies to boost your ego.
Justin: "Dude, I banged two girls last night within 10 minutes of each other on the same bed"

Elvis: "okay chief, you're totally jragging"
by G$Money$ September 8, 2009
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Jradical

The extreme version for intense, radical and pushing the limits of what is possible in life. A noun and verb all at once.
That guy is Jradical!
Wow, did you see that, it was Jradical!
by Jradical BrickHouse February 4, 2010
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Jrandma

A #slut you keep hidden from friends and family by using an innocuous, misspelled term for someone already in your life.
Mom: "Grandma's contact is missing from the phone. Is 'Jrandma' it?"
Son: "Nooooo!"
Jrandma: "Who this? Daddy that you?
by babeclouder September 13, 2018
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jrage

Can also be known as JMicks... He is the illest of the Ill. Ladies love him and guys wanna rage with him
Look at that guy throwing down those frozen Margs like Jrage
by James Lebron November 9, 2018
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Jrayen

Jrayen
Jrayen is a sexy beast strong and gets all the bitches and gets head everyday. Give him head and you will get loads of surprises
by Deznuts in ur daddy February 15, 2019
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jrad

A Jrad is someone with more than just a basic skill set in the aestetic arts. A jrad knows what it takes to get the best out of a visual concept. The Droppy and Slammy are the Jrad's primary weapons, and will use them at will to destroy a lame layout.
That Jrad dropped a wicked droppy on that devilish slammy!
by big donny April 19, 2007
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