Jeff

A skeeza and a pleasa. Has the biggest schlong, dinga dong, kinga kong (if ya know what I mean).

I was minding my business as usual when all of a sudden I was slapped in the face by the salami of a Jeff. A nice surprise ;)

by clever bastard August 24, 2011

Jeff

Jeff, a person who will always make you laugh. He is very funny, and fun to be around.

Jeff so cool ya? ya.

by Evasaurus May 6, 2012

Jeff

A highly intelligent, very outgoing individual with overwhelming wit and charm. A Jeff has the ability to humble you with praise and love then instantly turn and smack you off the pedestal he has placed you on. He is unsure of himself and everyone else, does not trust, does not believe, and is not easily loved. A Jeff is constantly tormented by his insecurities. A Jeff needs a very patient, strong and passionate partner, one who realizes while there may be times to take a few steps away, it is not necessary to turn and shoot. If a Jeff manages to to come to terms with his own true worthiness, the partner of a Jeff will likely be rewarded for their patience and perseverance with unconditional love and undying devotion.

The Jeffness of it all is exhausting.

by TheFutureMrs.Brewer November 20, 2011

jeff

somebody who has just got what u need. A jeff is somebody who knows what it's about.

Dude, it's jeff.
...yea, nicccee.

by je2f November 11, 2008

jeff

The correct spelling of Geoff.

G'day Jeff! How you doing mate? No problems Jeff - have a good one mate.

by AdrianBourke September 9, 2008

Jeff

Jeff: The single most hip individual in the Universe. He is incredibly beautiful, speaks 23 languages, and plays every musical instrument ever invented. He is loved by all that meet him and in fact the Grateful Dead actually followed Jeff across the country for over 15 years. Women can not be in his presence for more than 20 minutes because of dehydration risk. This is due to the spontaneous orgasms they experience upon laying their eyes on him. Jeff is also the kindest person in the Universe and once kissed a sloth which later turned it into Taylor Swift.

Jeff only speaks to beautiful women. If you find yourself in the presence of Jeff you should first give the 2 finger peace sign salute in greeting. Jeff will then bless you by granting 3 wishes. Aftweward, Jeff will fly you to his bungalow on the dark side of the moon and make mad passionate love to you for a minimum of 14 hours. At which point he will stop and make you breakfast. All your former friends will hate you for the perfection you have then become.

I'm going to see Jeff, he's giving me the world.

by Pangean February 8, 2017

jeff

A really good, and positive thing!

Wow. Today is such a Jeff.

by Dr.Fred March 5, 2008