jelly roll

When you punch your ol lady in the mouth and then she gives you a blow job with her fat bloody lips.

I got me a good jelly roll from the ol lady. Then she applied peroxide to her lips.

by dle316 April 19, 2006

Jelly roll

To continue to drink alcohol the morning after a night of being intoxicated.

We jelly rolled so I did not get a hangover .

by Lul3 March 31, 2016

Jelly Roll

The act of catching a hot, long turd when it slides out of your booty hole, wrapping it in toilet paper, and carrying it around with you as a snack.

He came out of the bathroom having jelly rolled his lunch from six hours before. Seconds never tasted so sweet.

by charleyunderboss August 6, 2022

jelly roll blues

A woman who is horny and wants a good hard screwing has the “jelly roll blues”. The jelly roll is the vagina and it has the blues for some satisfaction.

Girlfriend- “I’ve had a serious case of the jelly roll blues since my boyfriend has been out of town. I can’t wait until he gets back and gives my pussy the attention it deserves.”

by Chungous October 17, 2023

jelly roll pimp

a man who advocates he's a pimp: but really ony has one obese girl with bad credit...aka chunky chili bowl pimp

You aint a pimp, your chili bowl ho has cankles...you a jelly roll pimp

by gingatoast February 10, 2007

Jelly Roll Box

A "jelly roll box " is usually a stainless steel or aluminum box affixed to the wall next to toilets in public restrooms. The jelly roll box is provided for women to dispose of their used sanitary napkins or tampons in rather than to flush them down the toilet.

The vile stench in the ladies room came from a jelly roll box that had not been emptied for a week.

by powerharp March 22, 2010

home slice jelly roll

The whitest thing someone can say.

Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dragons?

by sb18 November 19, 2007