Jeeves

A poor man who thinks he's above the station.

A snob with no money. He knows that he can't and will never get rich, so he clings on his idea of what makes him posh and better than his equally broke peers.

"Terry bought himself a flash car. He's a real Jeeves. Hasn't got it into his head that he's not going to get out of this dead town."

"I'll kill that bastard! You know what that Jeeves did to me?! When I asked him sumfinks about our Tommy, he looked down his nose on me!"

"Jeeves won't hang out with us because we are too common for him."

by McVillain November 4, 2003

Jeeves

Addressing somebody somewhat like "dude" but it more of an insulting way as to its also a way to address a butler.

Sup Jeeves?

by KelcB April 20, 2009

Jeeves

1. The gay online butler who helps who find stuff. It is one of the worst search engines out there.
2. The name of the butler in every movie, TV show, or book.

1. Google is much better than Jeeves.
2. Jeeves, could you bring me some water?

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

jeeves

The British white, middle class version of the hispanic holmes - often heard uttered by posers at huge coke parties.

"hey jeeves, wassup with this columbian marching powder, tastes like washing detergent!"

by Joey Jo Jo Junior May 17, 2005

Jeeves

name for the stereotypical butler (in movies, tv shows, search engines, etc.)

lol urbandictionary.com says if the example is too short there's a problem w/ the definition

by unusu-al December 7, 2003

Jeeves Phenomenon

That feeling you get when you wonder how you ever survived without something/someone and have difficulty remembering your life before it/them.

The name refers to P.G Wodehouse's characters Reginald Jeeves and Bertie Wooster. Jeeves was Bertie's butler and soon, Bertie became so dependant on Jeeves that he wondered how he got along without him.

My dad: I use the internet so much these days, I wonder how we kept in touch before it was invented.

Me: Yeah dad, it's a real Jeeves Phenomenon.

by Bertie Wooster247 January 20, 2013

Jeeves Retirement

The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.

Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*

by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009