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Jismslap

It's when you cum in your hand and slap your girlfriends ass.

A loving gesture between two consenting adults.
Go on upstairs and jismslap my daughter. You earned it!
by flumpf February 16, 2012
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jism monkey

A person of either sex who is skilled in the art of pleasuring the sexual organs of another and enjoys the taste, scent and colour of the jism which is the product of said pleasuring
i)She sucked me off like a proper jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey
by Dictionary Boy March 10, 2005
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Jism Jockey

Any individual who loves cum so much they would ride, much like a jockey does, a man's penis in order to milk every last drop of jism from it.
Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.
by Freshness November 3, 2006
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jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.
The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
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jism prism

The formation and completion of a specific sexual act performed by six males, consisting of each of them standing so as to form a hexagon with a width no larger than 4 feet (this is obviously a very small hexagon). The male sextet masturbates furiously with the goal of simultaneous ejaculation.

The arching ropes of jism ideally initially hit the male counterpart (directly across the hexagon) in the face, then 2nd and 3rd spurts of the jism reach the waist, and finally the legs or ankles, thus ultimately and figuratively creating a parallelogram, or prism, of jism.
The wierdest thing happened at Tony's frat initiation. Apparently, there was a defector from the jism prism, so the 5 guys left had to cum twice.
by Billy Packer August 6, 2008
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co-jism

When two or more guys drop a load on some chicks face
oooohhh...my mums going down on the fabulous baker boys! Co-Jism!!!!
by Robert J. Melrose June 4, 2003
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jismopper

The guy that mops up the nudie booth after a guy shoots a load.
If I don't go to college I might end up as a jismopper
by Your Mom's Box October 9, 2003
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