january 1

national sisters day

BITCH WE HELPED RAISE THESE KIDS TO TF we helped this kids do sum things they do up till today.(sister)A sister is a woman or girl who shares one or more parents with another individual. january 1

by Ashlaya December 20, 2020

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

January 1

January 1st is national slap Joe/Joey day.

You: *Slaps Joe/Joey*
Joe/Joey: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
You: January 1st is National slap Joe/Joey day!

by I cook food December 10, 2019

January 1

National grope a ginger day

It’s January 1 I wonder if Katie’s gonna grope anyone.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

January 1

The day Jermy Linki-Chow was born
Also New Years

Happy January 1
Happy new years?
No happy Birth of The Almighty Linki-Chow

by Random commenter October 19, 2019

January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

January 1

National kiss your boyfriend day. Tell him that you love him more than he knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with him.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!

Me: No what day is it?!

Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your boyfriend day!!

by .-.fuck you December 31, 2021