J.O

Short for jerked over. It’s when Amish people convert to a normal life.

Amish person 1: Look at her, I think her son converted after rumspringa!

Amish person 2: Yikes. Looks like we’ve got another j.o on our hands.

by Dwrfsack February 18, 2023

J.O

The act of male masturbation (Jack Off, Jerk Off).

Yo I’m going to go hit a J.O

by Feenbeen January 21, 2024

J.O.B.

1. a job, career, occupation

2. backronym for "Jail Outside Bars," the idea being that having to perform alienated labor is as oppressive, in its own way, as being in prison. One is in a kind of "jail," even though one is "outside" of any physical "bars" that would force you to stay there.

dude1: Why weren't you at the party last night? It was crazy!

dude2 sadly: I was stuck in the J.O.B..

by Mr. Trousers November 6, 2012

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 19, 2003

J.O.M.L

Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.

1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.

by Debonovich January 10, 2005

J.O.M.B.

Jerk Off Memory Bank

That chick is fine.
File her in the J.O.M.B.

by how July 23, 2005

J.O.E.

Acronym for Jerk Off Encouragement

Guys often use phone sex or porn for J.O.E. (jerk off encouragement)

by SarasPlayroom.com September 22, 2012