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Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!
by Tank February 19, 2003
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Alternate spelling of Jew- Derived from Cartman on "South Park"
"Someone here is a J-O-O!"

Kyle is a Joo.
by pk November 09, 2004
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1: Alternative and often but not always offensive, way of spelling "Jew", in the religious or racial sense. It originated from South Park.

2: Way of spelling "You". It is used sometimes in 1337 (leet). It probably originated from some European languages, such as Dutch, having "J" be pronounced "Y".
1: "Maybe we're not getting to heaven because somebody here is a J-O-O" - South Park.

"Jon Stewart is a filthy joo" - antisemite.
"I didn't know he was jooish" - person.

2: "Joo w1ll g3t teh fl@g!!!" - gamer playing "capture the flag"
"Joo @r3 ST00P1D!!!1!!!one!!!" - gamer expressing his/her (who am i kidding, HIS) frustration with a fellow gamer whom he perceives as being incompetent or unintelligent.

"Ja" means "yes" in Dutch, and is pronounced "Ya".
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Internet slang for the word "you." Most often used by 1337 computer freaks and/or white, male, black wanna-be's.
H3y, J00! Y0 m4mm4 w45 600d 1457 ni6h7, F00!
by SizzlinGyrl August 07, 2003
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Joos is another word for semen. It usually results in accidentaly release.
David did you just joos on me?
by Hppjet April 06, 2010
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Also used as "you", commonly mispronounced by Cubans.
"What joo talkin' 'bout, mang?"
by Lucifer May 08, 2004
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