Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

Alternate spelling of Jew- Derived from Cartman on "South Park"

1: Alternative and often but not always offensive, way of spelling "Jew", in the religious or racial sense. It originated from South Park.

2: Way of spelling "You". It is used sometimes in 1337 (leet). It probably originated from some European languages, such as Dutch, having "J" be pronounced "Y".

Internet slang for the word "you." Most often used by 1337 computer freaks and/or white, male, black wanna-be's.

Joos is another word for semen. It usually results in accidentaly release.