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A person of Jewish descent. The term is used when in public and it's not appropriate to spell or say J-E-W.
That bastard ripped me off, what a J-O-O.
J-O-O by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003
J.O.O. Sounds like an acronym but really reads straight across: A jew.
Ain't nothin' but J.O.O's in this neighborhood.
J.O.O. by cazort November 11, 2003

j o o claw 

the best pker on Runescape, he fucking owns all.
guy one: hey dude, i just watched j o o claw's pk vids! their fucking epic! guy two:i know man, i was in world 65 chillin west of edge, watchin him wreck the shit out of everyone!
j o o claw by cj123456 September 3, 2009
j.j_o.o is the best person i ever met, he may be salty and stuff but hes still cool, hes the best person in my eyes tbh, he makes me laugh, even though he teases and flirts with me and stuff..hes still cool and uh..yeah ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ -from al_0kay ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ (both of us are from tiktok if you didnt know)
j.j_o.o is down bad and fruity lmao
j.j_o.o by al_0kay September 4, 2021

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O. 

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders
Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

J.O.-K.O. 

The act of masturbating and then falling asleep immediately after.
I had an important paper to do, but instead I suffered a J.O.-K.O.
J.O.-K.O. by Tha937 October 7, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someoneโ€™s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasnโ€™t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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