J.O.B. 

1. a job, career, occupation

2. backronym for "Jail Outside Bars," the idea being that having to perform alienated labor is as oppressive, in its own way, as being in prison. One is in a kind of "jail," even though one is "outside" of any physical "bars" that would force you to stay there.

dude1: Why weren't you at the party last night? It was crazy!

dude2 sadly: I was stuck in the J.O.B..

J.O.B. by Mr. Trousers November 6, 2012

J.O.B. 

1. v.- kissing your boyfriend while he's taking a poop and your bestie looks on.
2. n.- when you leave for work and your bf is on the crapper and you want to smooch him goodbye.

"Honey! Where are you?"

"I'm on the shitter!"

"I'm leaving for work! Gimme a J.O.B.! Before you leave light a match! Love you!"

J.O.B. by The_Beast_from_UD May 6, 2009

J.O.B 

A heartless soulless being. A total heartthrob whos a big hit with the ladies and has all the moves on the dancefloor.
You can spot a J.O.B as they often eat dairy milk bars.

Ah that guy is so J.O.B

J.O.B by Wisemanwonderer April 22, 2011

J.O.B 

Jerk Off Backwards= What life gives you most of the time. The way the world can be backwards, and how things don't make sense.

Bush is a J.O.B type of guy.

J.O.B by Tricia-Anne August 21, 2007

J.O.B 

Jets up Over Bitches
The trillest set to rep, rapper Curren$y's Jets fly high , Jets up over bitches... Jets over everything..
JETS GO!

Guy 1) M.O.B mutha fucka
Guy 2) Na ma dude, its J.O.B nigga stick to the scirpt
Guy 1) I jizzed..

J.O.B by KidVic September 26, 2011

R.I.M.J.O.B 

Acronym meaning: Recently Initated Member Joining Our Fraternity

Refers to college students who are newly initated into a greek fraternity.

Is said without the punctuation: “Rimjob”
Plural: “Rimjobs”

“Hey Paul, we’re throwing a rager at the house tonight. Call over the R.I.M.J.O.B ‘s so they know about it!”

R.I.M.J.O.B by GreekWrangler February 6, 2019

jo on the j-o-b 

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

jo on the j-o-b by Bud E Love May 8, 2003