bio-illogical clock

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

by geek.neo March 5, 2010

Illogical

Something or someone incapable of applying or void of logic.

All Boomers are illogical with regards to the environment

by 456a13 November 11, 2019

illogicate

to make someone smarter by means of severe beatings with textbooks

americans should use this method to educate their dumbass bomb making, gun toting, wife beating children

by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

bio-illogical clock

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.

As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.

by Onyx Lioness June 28, 2010

illogicy

noun: the act of being uneducated while trying to be right, said best by an individual of questionable character.

Bro Alpha: Bro, I got 5 kills and you got 10, so basically I kind of sorta won. But I'ma let you win this round so you don't cry yourself to sleep again.

Bro Beta: Wtf bro, that's like illogicy at its finest.

by kamilien1 July 5, 2012

illogo

Not caring of what other people think of you. Sense of style. Being mysterious and staying positive.

That dude is illogo.

by illogosal October 2, 2012

Illogicalparanoidaccuser

Someone who gets off on accusing others of stealing, or theft. Guilt trip, superiority complex. A person who wants attention.

An illogical personality that may worsen with alcohol consumption.

One who enjoys putting guilt trips on people.

Someone who constantly accuses others of doing something that's UNTRUE!

That person is illogicalparanoidaccuser a for wrongfully accusing me of stealing a toothbrush.

by NotEmbarrasingAtAll March 22, 2013