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issue validator 

An organization viewed by the public as authoritative on a particular issue, which provides cover to elected officials for a controversial decision on that issue. In plutocracies such as the United States, in which the boundaries of acceptable political discourse are very limited, the issue validator often serves the additional role of helping to marginalize more populist views. The issue validator typically has an unrecognized conflict of interest which can be anything, though it is most often financial or political. Note that this term should be used with extreme caution, as the user will be instantly revealed as a non-supporter of the plutocracy.
In the following dialog the Fraternal Order of Really Old People is the issue validator:

"Hey Bob! Did you hear about the plan to give every old person a pony?"
"I dunno Andy. I heard that it'll cost a lot and some really old people don't want a pony."
"Nah, Bob. The Fraternal Order of Really Old People supports this plan."
"Well, Andy, if FOROP supports it then I feel better. But wait a second, didn't I read somewhere FOROP has a side-business selling ponies?"
"Nah, Bob. They only license their logo to the finest pony growers. It's totally different."
"Thanks, Andy. Sounds like I got some bad information from a disgruntled blogger."
issue validator by brmull December 25, 2011
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Issue Problems 

having a lot of problems having to do with issues.
That girl has issue problems having to do with her life.
Issue Problems by Johnny_boy316 February 24, 2009
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issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.
guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over
To throw up on ones dick

(a definition from the surrounding Philly area)
I can't believe that Eric got Issue'd on. Yeah, Kase is such a wallet.
Issue'd by ericlom.dolclom January 17, 2010

issue wise 

When an addict is in the mode of tryin to get a fix.

Feening for their drug of choice.
Don't try talkin to Daniel today, cuz he's "issue wise".

Q:Whats Brenda's Problem today?
A: -- she's "issue wise".
issue wise by BayBayBay March 27, 2009
The end of your rights as you know it; complete bullshit.
Issue one takes your rights away like a dirty pirate named sanchez
Issue 1 by sleeping.in November 12, 2004

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness
"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"