An overpriced piece of shit made by Apple. Known for being slow as fuck, blurry ass camera, screens shattering, for having really little RAM, a buggy OS, and broken touch screens in a month.
Faggot: Hey I got an iPod Touch!
Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*
Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*
by Rangahatimamangoyumterumgai August 18, 2012
Get the iPod Touchmug. the #1 thing that people with iPhones hate, unless they also have an ipod touch.
iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch
easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.
iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch
easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.
by diudiudiudiudiu March 30, 2009
Get the iPod Touchmug. a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)
Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
by Inuyashaz May 1, 2009
Get the ipod touchmug. Also called "iTouch"
This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch
Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
by Gobama! December 30, 2008
Get the iPod Touchmug. The once thriving, now dying piece of tech from Apple which hasn't been updated since 2015. Instead of being $1100 like the iPhones, the iPod Touch is $200. The cheapest product still alive.
by the.only.post.from.the.current October 29, 2018
Get the iPod Touchmug. The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.
At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.
by I want an iPhone September 24, 2007
Get the iPod Touchmug. crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.
by what the hells a pseudonym? March 4, 2009
Get the ipod touchmug.