invisiboner

An invisiboner is a boner that is too small for anyone to notice except the one who has it. Invisiboner is the opposite of micro soft dick.

1. "When I got called up to the front of class, I was worried that everyone would laugh. However I was even more disappointed when no one noticed; That is when I realized my dick is so small that I have an invisiboner."
2. "The stripper grinded on Jim for 20 minutes but thought that he was suffering from a horrible case of erectile dysfunction; Little did she know that he actually was suffering from invisiboner, and was just too small for her to see or feel."

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Invisiballs

When a guy is so fat that his rolls hide his balls

I couldn't tell if he had fucked up junk or invisiballs. Honestly I didn't see anything down there.

by Xochione December 13, 2015

Invisiable

Of the highest quality or grade, as it pertains or directly relates to a man's mustache.

"My goodness, that young lad's mustache is invisiable. It's thickness and form are without compare throughout the entire animal kingdom and beyond".

by RollyFingers August 7, 2011

invisifloss

floss that is said to exist in a cabinet and yet isn't there

dan:do we have floss?

mom:IT'S IN THE CABINET

(looks in the cabinet)

dan:all I see is invisifloss

by lovelyladyV October 11, 2011

invisitated

To be invisitated is to be made invisible.

The past tence of invistat.

The guy on tv was invisitated.

by daygon December 2, 2015

invisiowned

When you as a member get owned (or pwned) via invision boards.

person 1: hmhmhmmmm why do I have -2 private messages????

genius: invisiowned

by DCGM November 29, 2006

Invisionize

A decent website for useless modifications of ipb.

Invisionize your website

by Don Wilson July 24, 2004