invertation

The opposite of an erection. When a man sees something that makes his manhood retreat inside him.

She was so ugly she gave me an instant invertation.

by Pifpop May 26, 2017

invert

A paintball company that makes markers, pants, etc.

I believe that the company is owned by Empire Paintbll

Hey did you see the new new invert marked

by joe the third January 20, 2009

invert

similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Invert

Penis erreted from the anus.

Man Micheal! You got a big invert huh!

by John Matt June 17, 2003

Inverted Date

A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.

She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.

by RayRayBeLove November 21, 2013

Inverted Chode

When someone has a penis so small and wide that it appears to be going back into the body.

I walked into the locker room and saw Noah’s inverted chode.

by PeaOnYourCock January 23, 2023

Inverted Chode

When you have a chode so small that it's actively intruding into the body; in other words, a vagina.

Did you know that Noah has an inverted chode?

by BigChode69420 January 20, 2023