5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends
Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.
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Interval Training

The guilty way of describing the disgusting habit of segment hunting. It’s so disgraceful that no one should ever give kudos
Maz: “you want to go segment hunting?”
AB: “but people will see and get annoyed”
Maz: “we will call it interval training
AB: “oiling my bike up now
by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd December 29, 2020
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Epistory Interval

A calming mental state brought about by the momentary break between mental story engagements.

Eg. 1. Coming out of a movie theater in the day time. 2. Waking up from a nap watching the dust motes. 3. Finishing a good book or TV series.
While looking up at the stars I forgot about all of my worries and found myself caught in a pleasant epistory interval.
by Okra Juice October 24, 2017
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