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interdimensional bong rip

A bong rip so strong that you struggle to distinguish fact from fiction; you struggle to understand the passage of time and reality becomes a blur. Logic and reasoning become difficult. This term originates from the conspiracy theorist and living meme Alex Jones. Jones believes in the existence of a secret society of interdimensional beings that control our government, economy, culture, and ecosystem. Basically, your so high that you start acting as crazy like this man and saying silly shit.
I'm really stoned already but I'm about to take an interdimensional bong rip fam. I'm going to get stupid fucked up tonight .
by Passingpapers April 16, 2017
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Mothus Interruptus

When yer doin' yer bitch and it's pretty intense and you can feel yer gonna empty yer nutsack any second and all of a sudden yer bitch screams and yer thinking that it's just a noisier than usual shegasm but then ya see somethin' fluttering about and ya see this dark object on her right breast and it turns out that she's freakin' out about a moth and the whole episode puts a (temporary) damper on the two of ya gettin' off.
It seemed my bitch's vajayjay was close to creamin' and I was thinkin' I'd soon be gettin' back to watchin' monster truck madness when a sudden case of mothus interruptus made me have ta start pleasurin' the ho all over again ...Dang!
by yragary August 25, 2010
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flatus interruptus

A method of stopping or interrupting one’s fart, mid-fart, for whatever reason.
I had been passing what may have been the world’s most noxious and protracted fart when my grandma walked in, so I employed flatus interruptus in an attempt to spare her!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021
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Pontificatus Interruptus

Since the position of Pope is required to be "usque ad mortem" (until death), when the Pope of Rome resigns, quits, or is removed from his Pontificate before his natural death, such leaving of office is known as Pontificatus Interruptus.
Due to his resignation from office, Pope Benedict XVI, whose previous name was title and name was Cardinal Ratzinger, will forever be known as Pontificatus Interruptus.
by Neologian-PJG February 11, 2013
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girl interrupted syndrome

A person (typically female) who is a self-acclaimed intellectual and philosophy freak. Nevertheless, she is an effortless cool girl, quiet, mysterious, and alluring. She may seem like the perfect girl at first glance, shockingly beautiful and incredibly different, however, she will leave you broken-hearted In the end. Those who suffer from this syndrome usually partake in distinct activities such as, cigarette smoking, listening to grunge music, reading 18th-century pretentious novels, and drinking plenty of vodka.

At the core of the syndrome is mental illness. Girls who have this syndrome are beautiful and alluring but cold and arrogant.
Max: She's just so alluring and different. I asked her what she was listening to on her headphones while she smoked her cig and she said The Smiths.
Joey: Uh oh erm... she sounds like she has girl interrupted syndrome.
by nymphpop September 30, 2021
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Pardon The Interruption

One of cable television's most popular sports programs, this two-man debate show starring Washington Post columnists Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon can be found on ESPN weekdays at 5:30PM (When not pre-empted by golf, which makes me want to gouge my eyes out).

The beginning of the show entails a rundown of about 5 or 6 top sports headlines which are pretty much the most important articles of the day.

After the first commercial break, they'll spend "Five Good Minutes" with an athlete/coach/sportswriter, who which they'll discuss the very top sports story of the day (if its about golf, I generally take a leak-- get the picture about my sports priorities?).

It is at this juncture that they'll play their weekly "game" like "Food Chain," "Over/Under," or "Toss Up," (which is not really a game, but somehow Tony always wins. Hmmm...) or answer fan mail during "Mail Time" or assume the roles of prominent social figures in "Role Play," or as Tony likes to call it, "heads on sticks."

Finally, they'll note some daily landmarks in sports history and have Stat Boy, Tony Reali, read off the errors that each of the journalists made. At the very end, we have the "Big Finish," where both make rapid-fire comments about stories that did not merit a two-minute segment on the show.

- Tony is a shameless shill for his books, television show, or basically any project that he's attached to. Between random Beano Cook references, you'd most likely find him praising "his boy," former camp counselor-turned-basketball coach Larry Brown. Other times, he'll mention how he takes his son golfing or his alma mater, SUNY Binghamton.

- Wilbon is a Chicago boy who graduated from Northwestern and lives and dies with the Cubs and the Bears, and at one time, Michael Jordan's Bulls of the 1990's. Due to his frustration in the performance of the hometown sports teams, you'll often find that Wilbon has no reservations in suggesting that anybody acting like a "dope" or a "fool" be given a prompt "beatdown," and in more extreme cases, the "Bartman beatdown!" Just as Tony sings the praises of Larry Brown, Wilbon has an infatuation with Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan F. McNabb, who is a Chicago native.

All in all the show is always highly entertaining not just because of the sometimes antagonistic relationship that Kornheiser and Wilbon have, but rather their chemistry and friendship involved.
Wilbon: "Pardon the interruption, but I'm Mike Wilbon; Tony-- you'll never guess who deserves a BEATDOWN today!"

Tony: "Obviously its not going to be Larry Brown, because he coaches 'em up! Maybe its your boy, Donovan F. McNabb?"

Wilbon: "No! Its Bartman, you fool!"
by Nicky J September 27, 2004
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Interrupting cow

A mysterious mammal species that often appears in the middle of terrible jokes.
"Dude I saw an interrupting cow yesterday!"
"What's a-"
"Mooooooooooo!"
by Ninjagirl22 July 24, 2017
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