Intelligent Post.

INTELLIGENT POSTS - (n) Posts made anywhere on the BBS that are coherent to the topic and are not spam.

(v) The act of posting intelligently in anothers topic/club. Helping other users, providing links to necessary situations. Not acting like an asshole, not using these over used quotes, "Get a life", "n00b", "o'rly?", "It's the internet for fucks sake".

Ex. of an Intelligent Post. "Not bad, but what would of happened if the cops came and saw you and your friends drinking? I don't think that, that bad-ass self of yours, that you stated to have earlier, would of appeared then."

by Boris-4-U August 2, 2006

intellicrap

A type of verbage associated with overzealous individuals who aim to show off or intimidate by discussing topics no one else understands or cares anything about. This is often accomplished by merely using extraordinary vocabulary.

Jerry always seemed to annoy his aquaintances by inserting his intellicrap into every conversation.

by Michella Bella Donatella May 4, 2006

pseudo intelligensia

Members of the pseudo intelligensia are people who use, or misuse long words, and talk about complex subjects as if theyve put extensive thought and time into the area. People who think The Matrix is a profound philosophical statement.

People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.

pseudo intelligensia - "but how do you know that this isnt just a computer simulation, and really were just in the matrix...?"

"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"

by King Rog May 25, 2006

Fake Artificial Intelligence

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.

John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 April 14, 2011

intelligentsia

The intellectual elite, but the term only seems to apply in eastern european and some asian societies. People like Stalin and Pol Pot seemed to target this group for annhilation for no obvious (i.e. sane) reason.

Intelligentsia are the enemies of the people. Kill them all.

by fubarderby June 13, 2004

practical intelligence

A combination of street smarts and common sense. Not book smarts, useful smarts.

"He didn't get an education but he has practical intelligence"

by Winged Scourge May 20, 2010

Intellesexual

A man or woman who is imaginative, smart, and unafraid to express sexual desires. They are often knowledgeable in the sexual arts as well as their intellectual passions.

Man 1: Hey, what's your new girlfriend like?
Man 2: Dude, she's totally an intellesexual - Two bachelor's degrees and a sex kitten in the sack.

by pheonixfire2107 May 8, 2010