porn intake

the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.

chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"

dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."

by simponastick August 19, 2021

Intaking

To be scrolling online take in random content.
Like doom scrolling except the content is mild and vibe is positive or neutral

Person 1:"What you looking at on your phone?"
Person 2:"Oh? Nothing I'm just intaking."

by @stonerboi420 December 19, 2022

Cannabanoid Intaker

Someone who does not want to be classified as a pothead despite being one

No, I’m not a pothead—I’m just a cannabanoid intaker.

by shrek’s tatas September 1, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

Dusty Intake

Accidentally inhaling one’s own flatulence while in motion to a seated position on the toilet.

As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.

by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023

fluid intake

Something Facebook moms/Soccer moms obsess over. A phrase for people who think you need eight glasses of water a day, when in reality, you should only be drinking when you're thirsty.

Mom: "Have you been keeping up with your fluid intake sweetie?"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"

by Starwolf1464 May 16, 2018