instragglevate

To instigate; initiate an aggravating situation or conversation whereby frustrating your target to the point of becoming humorous.

Use as directed, instragglevate

by prschein February 9, 2010

instamagic

When a photo is dramatically improved by Instagram alterations or photoshopping.

Damn did you see that pic of Heather on FB? She got fine after high school.

Man I saw her at the bar last weekend. She's still beat. That's Instamagic

by mattsells3 March 9, 2017

instagasm

when you instantly cum when you see a hot girl on instagram.

i had an instagasm when i saw one of Selena Gomez's posts.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

Instapastor

Instapastor

He has no congregation, he acts like a pastor on Instagram, he an Instapastor

by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020

InstaTrashed

When a quiet or peaceful area is showcased for its tranquility on social media and is overrun by clout chasers who in turn ruin the area with noise and garbage.

Also synonymous with tourists disrespecting the local environment.

I loved to go camping there before it got InstaTrashed.

This was a quiet area I used to hike on before it got InstaTrashed.

We had to shut down this part of the tour to let the environment heal from tourist activity. It was InstaTrashed to the point our local government stepped in and said no more. We can still admire it from afar, we just can't go in.

by JinxedIt November 27, 2020

instarig

A person who when killed, instantly goes into rigor mortis.

“Yo man! That guy dived face first into the 3 foot lake. He went full instarig!”

by bignameguy May 22, 2022

Instagrasshole

One who constantly is taking selfies or pics documenting their every move and on instagram with no regard to others or the area.

All the instagrassholes in Santorini have made traveling there awful.

by Melitsaha September 11, 2019