instafriend

one who is friends with you in real life, but too cool to follow you back on instagram.

hey is that john?

yea, he's friendly in person, even calls to hang sometimes, but seems more concerned about his followers on instagram.

oh, he's an instafriend?

yea, that's right.

by anaveragewhiteguy July 26, 2017

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Installed

An exclamation following the minimal amount of work required to install an item requiring a non-trivial amount of work to install properly.

May also be used when completing any non-trivial task in a half ass manner.

Kramer places a large air conditioning unit on the sill of an open window and secures it by lowering the window's blind until it rests on the top of the unit. Proud of his work, he exclaims "Installed!"

by David GTD December 16, 2008

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Instafried

When you're smoking some really dank kush and it gets you baked really fast.

"WOW MAN, Richard is so instafried."

by WHITE CHILD May 25, 2015

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instafishing

When a person, usually a female, uploads pictures of herself to Instagram and then makes self-deprecating comments in order to get compliments. She is likely to describe herself as "grungy" and point out that she is not wearing make-up. This behavior also occurs on Facebook and Twitter.

When Mary saw Lindsey's latest Instagram picture of herself, complete with "no makeup" and "grunge" hashtags, she decided to unfollow and avoid future Instafishing.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf October 8, 2013

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