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Instaflirting

When two people go back and forth liking one another's photos flirtaciously eventually causing one to DM the other
Who is the @*******

I don't know why?
Because every time I like one of her photos, she likes one of mine.
She is instaflirting with you, you should message her
by Hink68PMMF September 9, 2016
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Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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Instabaiting

The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.
Katie was instabaiting so hard leaning up against that graffiti wall yesterday.
by Instabaitor October 29, 2017
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instafam

When one becomes so attached to instagram where it becomes part of your life much like your family
Nigga u stay on intsagram like...its your instafam now
by milboinks December 25, 2012
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Instafat

When you instantly put on weight, and can feel it right away, after eating really amazing, fattening food.
Man that turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy was so good, and the cake was even better, but i got instafat and need to unbutton my pants!
by KASECHRIST March 28, 2019
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Instafan

People who don't know you, being obsessed with your every move on Instagram.
Boy: "Is that you friend?"
Girl: "Nah, that's an Instafan. They just follow me, but I never met them before."
by Chicaxo July 29, 2014
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Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to
I miss you too instafam
by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018
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