Instajack

v. An immediate ejaculation of which you have no control over.

I watched the Jizz in my pants video and they kept instajacking!

by RYANBG August 18, 2009

instafucker

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.

"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"

by DJ @WP February 9, 2006

Instalocker

In Simple Words: A person who instantly locks a character in a video game.

A more detailed explanation:
A person who happens to enjoy sucking cock on a daily basis, A person who interacts with men in a sexual way without their consent.
This person also happens to stay inside of their house all of the time as they have no life in the outside world.

Instalocker: Hey I just instantly locked that character! now noone else can get it!
Person1: Bro just say you are a virgin
Person2: Hes probably one of those jett Instalocker dudes
Instalocker: *screams at mic*

by Stutrez September 29, 2021

instasucka

Somebody who sucks at Instagram. A total amateur using Insta, or somebody who tries to use it like other social platforms, especially Facebook or Twitter.

"He has no idea how to attract new followers on Instagram! Clearly an Instasucka!"
"She calls herself an influencer but after checking out her page she's clearly more of an Instasucka"
"What an Instasucka! He just copy/pastes whatever is on Twitter without even a photo"

by Barrentes July 16, 2020

instarack

Screamingly obvious breast implants.

"Why'd she have to go and get an instarack? She looked better before!"

by Brisby March 11, 2004

Instacunt

Person who shamelessly displays their mundane and non-contributory existence on instagram with a view that their most basic life skills, such as sourcing food, clothing or shelter, are somehow relevant to anyone outside of their immediate proximity who is not dependent on their ability to source food, clothing or shelter.

Another instagram post of an egg or a hat from a brittle-soul instacunt who needs a "safe place" like their parents' basement to lie to the world that their unearned views are valid and their life has meaning beyond being potential cannon fodder.

by Eckhart Tollroad May 25, 2020

instafuck

a term used for good smelling cologne that makes girls want to fuck the guy instantly

Matt's instafuck was so orgasmic that i wanted to fuck him the second i smelled him.

by sadie paradise January 13, 2008