Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instabone

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.

Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)

by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004

instafronting

Fronting on Instagram ....in other words, posting a picture on Instagram and making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.

Based on her Instagram pics I thought she had a nice car and a pretty face. One day she rolled up next to me at a red light in a 1991 Ford Escort with no filters on her mugshot. It was then that I realized she had been instafronting on me and 97 other followers.

by J Dolla of North Highlands Ca March 8, 2014

instagrowth

Instagrowth is growth or gain of a persons Instagram followers.

This new technology from legacygrowth.org uses instagrowth to help people gain real followers.

by Bobby Bryant July 25, 2018

Instaboost

A collaborative space where brand curation and longevity triumphs. Making the complex digital world a little more simplified.

" i want to work at Instaboost Media."

by disco99 May 4, 2021

instaboner

when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection

Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner

by marcus102893 February 20, 2009

instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010