instapation

when someone walks into a public bathroom while u taking a shit and u immediately block up out of fear

Brad: Did you manage to go?
Janet: No I couldn’t, some lady was in there and I couldn’t go, I was like right in the middle too
Brad: ah, instapation, eh?

by buttholemggee June 20, 2016

Instibating

The act of trying to get someone else to masturbate

Jason is a fuckin freak. Walks around talking about watching star wars porn and light sabers and was even instibating

by Altuck September 12, 2010

penile intubation

the art of a female in the medical field giving a deep-throated blowjob

a deep throat blowjob similar to intubating.
my girl loves penile intubation.

by b--low September 7, 2008

instalationship

When you love someone and are dating but aren't really dating.

Synonym: fuck buddies
Antonym: strangers

brook is cristians girlfriend...but Cristian has an instalationship with Caitlin.

by Khrizstarr January 29, 2014

Inspibation

Someone who is so physically attractive that he or she inspires one or many to (vigorously) masturbate.

Dude did you see David Hasselhoff on youtube last week? He's such an inspibation to me

by ZachVan May 7, 2020

instabacon

bacon cooked in a microwave. so cool, so hot.

instabacon is such a cool product!

by kal ⚡ September 6, 2021

instigationmachine

You are a wanker whoever this guy is deserves a fucking kick in the face TWAT

Your are an instigationmachine

by Nicksta January 24, 2005