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instaham

A individual on instagram who is full of themselves and likes to show it. Takes videos of themselves pretending they're boss or exaggerated to get attention. Will do anything for attention but, are horrible actors.
"Did you see what he put on Inst?"
"Yeah, what a ham."
"An instaham, that is."

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by Humble Champion September 22, 2014
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Instahoe

A person, male or female, who likes a large amount of someone's photos (spamming) on Instagram in return for a SHOUTOUT, or S/O
Man, that instahoe spammed me AGAIN. Maybe if I give her a S/O, she'll control her double-tap.
by deangelo_raw December 31, 2012
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instaham

An app where you take pictures of cured meats, preferably ham
Russel: "Check out that ham bro."
Alex: "I'm totally going to instaham that!"
by ClubCracker October 5, 2012
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instahot

when you only look good online/instagram, and not in real life.
Dude, that girl is so instahot. Such a disappointment.
by annnnoooooonn December 28, 2016
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instahoe

(N) - anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. These people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. Beware of Instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.
I met my girlfriend on Instagram, and boy was that stupid. She cheated on me with another Instagram user who lives nearby. What an Instahoe.
by truthseeker__ August 16, 2014
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Isbah

This name indicates one who has tremendous skill in many areas. Their ability to complete hegarty maths tasks without watching the video is astounding as well as their ability to laugh in inappropriate situations. Although they are rather annoying and a bit of an ugly twat they make a great friend.
"who's that fat slag over there"
"I know her she's an isbah"
by Z;) April 13, 2020
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Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield
Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!
by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021
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