insurrection

What happens to your penis and scrotum when you jump into a cold pool, bathtub, or bucket of ice.

Tim: Gary, why won't you jump in the ice pond?

Gary: Because I feel the insurrection is eminent.

by Gafa Gafa June 18, 2011

insurrection

insurrection is a rise against government authority or a revolt with intent to delay or stop the commission of law or process upheld by law

aka Jan 6th 2021

The toothless rebellion that occurred on January 6th, 2021 is a textbook example of an insurrection.

by clownwhisper January 19, 2022

Inconvection

An inconvenient erection.

Student 1: The bell rang, why are you still sitting there?
Student 2: Inconvection.

by IDKaboutAnything March 22, 2013

Insurrectionist in Chief

Another nickname in a list of thousands for the 45th President.

January 6th, 2021 marks the day in US History when the Insurrectionist in Chief once again lit the fuse and truth about America’s twisted and deeply entrenched, racially divided roots came up out of the ground, exposed for all to witness.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2021

Insurrection Day

January 6th, 2021. When thousands of violent domestic terrorists broke into the United States Capitol Building and attempted to prevent the certification of the presidential vote and to kidnap or kill members of Congress.

Hey I wonder what textbooks in the future will write about Insurrection Day

by ChromaHUD January 16, 2021

insurrection

The exact opposite of an erection; when your penis burrows up into your body

I was so grossed out by her sores on her vagina that I had an insurrection.

by legrue2000 April 15, 2021

Schrödinger’s Insurrection

A revolt that is both a disgraceful undercover operation by your political opponents, and also the proudest moment of your movement's history

Damn antifa storming the Capitol like that. But also, we won so hard! Stop asking me to clarify, mom!! It's like, Schrödinger’s Insurrection, okay!

by EpicuckAntifa January 7, 2021