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celebrity insertion

the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business
Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.
by dunnro1 February 24, 2009
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Sacktical Insertion

The act of tea-bagging (or repeatedly crouching over someone to allow your nuts to enter their dead body's mouth) in Modern Warfare: 2
I'm going to use my Sacktical Insertion on that guy.
by luckywassabi December 31, 2010
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insertions

by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.
Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men"
by Boyce toucher 1000 November 10, 2008
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Tactical Insertion

When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"
Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."
by vantheman November 23, 2009
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sick insertion

when some slut goes sticks a baseball bat, can of coffee, or other sick object into her vagina. hopefully sickinsertions.com pays her.
sally rammed that pogo stick up her pussy and rode it like a pogo-pony. that was one sick insertion!
by carp April 5, 2004
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insertion sort

1. A sorting algorithm where the sorted array is built one entry at the time.

2. When it is unclear which woman is the most attractive, so you "insert" your penis into each vagina in order to determine its warmth, muscularity and general hoo-ha.
1. My data was arriving in bursts, so the best way of getting it in order was using insertion sort.

2. I now have herpes because I performed insertion sort on too many women last night.
by thestraightman October 17, 2011
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