someone who cannot resist the temptation of buying things when seen, things like coffee mugs telescopes grenade launchers jewelery porn and other adult toys
look at all this shit(a talking to b after a(s) mothers death while cleaning out her house)fuck.. she must have been one of those impulse buyers
by vaginal treasures January 5, 2009
Get the impulse buyermug. The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens
Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!
by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017
Get the Stupidity Impulsemug. by The Bulkin Balkan February 19, 2018
Get the Impulse Odysseymug. I walked into the bar. I saw her. She saw me. We ran outside and grabbed a cab. Classic impulse fucking.
by Iscariot October 26, 2004
Get the impulse fuckingmug. by Justin E January 7, 2009
Get the isuzu impulsemug. A person who often decides that he or she is going to know more (about whatever you happen to be talking about) than you know.
I was talking to Anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything I said about him. She's never even met him! Ugh, she ALWAYS does that.
I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!
I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!
by AHHHHHHbekah. October 28, 2009
Get the impulsive expertmug. by Bovice Tyleekk Webster December 5, 2009
Get the impulse movemug.