Mattress Impregnation

the act of having a wet dream while sleeping in the nude, and your skeet stains your mattress

Jarrett decided to sleep in the nude for his first time, resulting in regret from the mattress impregnation

by Adam KT October 22, 2008

Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime

"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

by votsteez June 23, 2010

Impregnate the drain

The act of jacking off in the shower.

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

by LeMarcus June 23, 2006

impregnating cows

Ryan Quirk putting his hand up a cows ass

ryan was impregnating cows on a daily bases

by BigBen\ November 12, 2009

Impregnating the DMs

When you slide into the DMs but you just fill them with dank memes.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing duuuuude?

Me: Oh just got done Impregnating the DMs.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh~~~

by Applesowce8572 March 16, 2017

hella impregnated

Getting pregnant more than once.

Did you see her! She has two kids! She got hella impregnated!

by Superwholocked4life March 29, 2015

to rape and impregnate

with the intention to rape and impregnate some one who is under age

i walked in to her house and yelled i'm here "to rape and impregnate"

by mrlemonhead June 29, 2009