IKEA

Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."

OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."

by [HD]LG August 14, 2009

IKEA

maze.

IKEA is a maze.

by sunnnnnnnyy January 07, 2013

IKEA

A big ass store with a lot of furniture and is always crowded. And some Swedish foods.

"I gotta run to IKEA. I need a new bed"

by Pawleene Pinkieshy August 05, 2015

IKEA

A magical big blue Swedish box responsible for most fights, break ups and injuries.

Me and my (Ex)wife went to IKEA this morning. We fought for hours and I hurt my toe from a flatpack shelf collapsing.

by JoshuaStonefish October 17, 2019

IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

by Triple J May 02, 2005

ikea

A large Swedish-based furniture store that sells good quality, modern-styled furniture for much cheaper than most places due to their flat packaging and self-assembled furniture. Ikea stores are sprawling and decorated with an assortment of comfortable furniture arrangements that shoppers can test out, jump on, and go to sleep on. A nice place to shop for good quality and a cozy atmosphere.

Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.

Let's go to Ikea and buy a 6-pack of cinnamon buns and a sofa!

by sploppers August 28, 2006

ikea

A furniture company that sends delivery men to your house, whose real purpose is to take a huge dump in your toilet.

The Ikea delivery guy went poop in our bathroom.

by Viewtiful Joe January 20, 2005