IF

Shortform for In Flames, A Swedish Melodic Death Metal Band from Gothenberg.

'You Herd the new IF CD?'
'IF?'
'In Flames, Dude. The're Sweet!'

by MD_Prower14 April 20, 2009

IF

Internet Friend.

Me an my IF.

by Jimka September 7, 2016

if

a man in tune with his sexuality is considered potent, attractive, free-spirited, wild (positively connotated).
a woman in tune with her sexuality, and expressing it (omg!!), is considered slutty, cheap, easy to get, basic, unsophisticated

she talked about how sexuality is essential to health, and, if experienced with the right partner, it can deepen a relationship, steady trust and enlighten you. If we manage to get rid of its "dirty", "selfish" image and learn to conceive it as a part of self-love and love for our partner, as a means of expressing grace, goodwill and exchanging gifts, sexuality really can bring about healing.

by Krkič May 28, 2019

If

(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.

Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.

"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?

by Mr. Fields May 17, 2005

If

Numbers can speak…
Is it possible you haven’t had a peek…
Cat parties happen here…
As well as cheers…
Once there was a turkey call…
That sent me running down the hall…
I mentioned it before…
As the money total it was…
But they had a fall…
And scrambled they became…
Just pretend we are playing my favorite game…

What if …
You didn’t get my message or understood it…

by Just a girl with 💔 September 28, 2023

if

Also known as ifth, this word is a New York prison term for a .45 caliber gun, Four-Fifth.

"With your ifth on your hip, ready to flip, whenever you empty your clip, dip..."--MOP's Billy Danze in "How About Some Hardcore"

by On the Humble January 9, 2008

if

if is good

IF we finish the game, we can eat ice cream

IF we finish our HW we can watch TV

by IF-is-good April 25, 2013