Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Return my calls immediatelymug. Immediate experience is the raw, unfiltered sensory and emotional input that occurs in the present moment, before any conscious interpretation or reflection. It is the direct, subjective perception of the world, such as the physical sensation of touching something hot or the smell of baking bread. In contrast, mediate experience involves a subsequent layer of thought where the initial perception is analyzed, judged, or understood based on prior knowledge and beliefs.
Scrolling through Instagram is cool, but sometimes I miss the immediate experience of just enjoying a sunset without thinking about how to capture it for likes.
by Emotional Cruiser October 21, 2025
Get the Immediate experiencemug. You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
Get the I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂mug. Right there and then. No excuses, you must do what ever whom says if they say to do it immediately. At the second that is present, do something immediately.
by Egg Batter April 18, 2022
Get the Immediatelymug. 
I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
Get the Immediate Retirementmug. by Vdubs_are_for_losers May 7, 2021
Get the immediatemug.