ilona

a blonde girl who is intelligent yet slow. not to be confused with "a-loner", she has many friends who enjoy making fun of her many hobbies and boys.

look at that ilona; she's never alone because people are always thinking she is so blonde.

by ilona April 04, 2004

Ilona

- someone who is ambigous looking, with poor circulation, and an obsession with the rapper Coolio. She is a clean freak and has slight OCD. She likes to make music. She likes tea. Also has a soft spot for kilts, haggis and tartan.

What are you doing today?

Ilona:

Oh, I'm just being ambiguous, might download some Coolio songs, make myself a hot water bottle cause of my bad circulation, make myself a cup of tea, hoover my room for the fourth time, and google images of men in tartan kilts eating haggis.

Oh, okay.

by afriendonud December 11, 2010

Ilona

An animal, usually mammalian, who tends to dry hump other species of animals.

Person 1: Why is that thing dry humping an iguana?
Person 2: Because it's an Ilona

by James Howlett jr. April 13, 2010

ilona

a girl who pisses everybody off and it causes people to want to avoid her

eww ilonas coming let's walk away and act like we didn't see her

by johnbeckitorreed November 15, 2018

Ilona Answer

Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering.

Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.

ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?

ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?

by Ro_man September 15, 2011

ilona radic

Amazing and beautiful.

Ilona radic another word for beautiful

by Dodge502 August 17, 2018

Monika Anna Maria Ilona

One and only in the world. She is the sweetest girlfriend in the world. She has blue eyes and is Hungarian but born in America. She speaks hungarian with her father and he is from Serbia. She likes pipacs and the color yellow. She is currently wearing a ladybug sweater and is waiting for her car to get serviced.

Monika Anna Maria Ilona 343434 scout leader zrinyi ilona. Monika Anna Maria Ilona is a good hungarian folk dancer!

by survi11 March 19, 2022