SIOP (S.I.O.P.)

Sitting In Office Procrastinating

We had to do SIOP (S.I.O.P.) to guage the customer interest in our products and plan for production.

SIOP is used to infer having worked on an educated estimation rather than throwing darts or just plain guessing.

SIOP is generally used by people who couldnt use the rule of three to save their lives and cannot be bothered to tuely guage the customer interest..

A properly implemented SIOP process routinely reviews customer demand and supply resources and "re-plans" quantitatively across an agreed rolling horizon. The re-planning process focuses on changes from the previously agreed sales and operations plan, while it helps the management team to understand how the company achieved its current level of performance, its primary focus is on future actions and anticipated results.

by UrbanDrewR March 15, 2021

p.o.i.p.s.

person of interest of preferred sex. There are 4 levels:
0 - That person is cute or attractive.
1- I have an interest in this person and we will see what will happen.
2- I will pursue them but keep my options open.
3- I'm completely invested in them.

"Hey, i'm into someone, as in I would consider them a level 3 p.o.i.p.s."

by 62double6double5 April 2, 2019

O.I.N.C.

Acronym for a lesser-known Marketing Demographic: One Income, No Children. Applies mainly to 20-30 something single men with no family obligations who spend all of their incomes on video equipment, stereo equipment, "Stuff" Magazine and designer beer.

Brad is such an OINC; he has 1000 CDs and three game systems but no girlfriend.

by amanda April 23, 2003

P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act

G.Wiz Busch's brainchild, intended to eliminate one of the causes of terrorism against Americans.

"We must always remember why we were attacked: the terrorists hate Americans because we're rich and we're free. I have a secret plan to win the War on Terror: I'll personally see to it that the terrorists no longer have any cause to hate us -- if that doesn't work, I'll bomb their neighborhoods and kill their families." - GWB

by LeRoy Greene October 24, 2004

P.O.I

P.O.I - A short term for 'person of interest'. Used by detectives when referring to suspects.

"Look up your list of P.O.Is"-Detective 1

"Sure.. we got one. Named Herbert Chapman. All of the evidence seems to lean on him."-Detective 2

"Well, let's find out."-Detective 1

by Tallespin January 3, 2012

O.I.R.O.

its an acronym for "Offers In Region Of"

in an advert selling a house it could say "O.I.R.O. £65,000"...
and you could offer them £63,223.

by RichT23 September 24, 2005

E.I.O.

An acronym that stands for Ejaculation Injection Overdose.

It is a specific type of suicide that involves filling up a syringe with a significant amount of your or someone else's semen and injecting a lethal amount of it into your bloodstream causing you to die.

Professor Splotchula was so mad at the class, he went into the bathroom and E.I.Oed.

I can't believe Isaac commited suicide by doing an E.I.O.

Old McDonald had a farm and then he double E.I.Oed. Some would say he E.I.E.I.Oed.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023