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hyperscat

As its name suggests, it is about shit. It is a long ass shit that is usually 4-10 inches wide. Of course this is not necessarily possible in the real world, it is usually drawn.
Yo bruh, someone just hyperscatted in the urinal.
by -=GMAN=- September 27, 2019
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hyperslut

1. A person who's hyperactive and willing to fuck anything with a pulse.
2. A not-so-famous person (Paris Hilton)who's so desperate for fame they'll sleep with any Hollwood A-List celebrity so that they could be somewhat known.
3. A ho with ADHD.
1. Hey Melanie, I was watching E.T. last night and that crazy ass hyperslut bitch Britney Spears shaved her godamn head!
2. Lindsay Lohan went from a sucessful child star to coke-head hyperslut in 0-60 seconds!
3. Bill Clinton cheated on his wife with his damn seceretery, that male-hyperslut!
4.Teacher: I want you all to meet our new student, Bobby.
Class: Hi, Bobby.
Sasha:Hey, Bobby you wanna go fuck during recess behind the swings?
Bobby: Hell naw bitch, I heard you was a sloppy hyperslut!
by carmelash February 6, 2009
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Hyperdeath

A form of death in which one is killed so hard that they loop back around to being alive again.
Asriel is the god of hyperdeath.
by masokitsune January 27, 2019
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electromagnetic hypersensitivity

When your brother becomes aware of the surrounding radio waves, and shelters inside without electricity
"Hey, are you coming?" "No, I had to stop at Chuck's house to deliver his food because of his Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity."
by GUSFR1NG November 10, 2022
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hyperventilating

You breathe without thinking because your body does it for you automatically. But things can change your breathing pattern and make you feel short of breath, anxious, or ready to faint. When this happens, it’s called hyperventilation, or overbreathing.

That’s when you inhale much deeper and take much faster breaths than normal. This deep, quick breathing can change what’s in your blood. Normally, you breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide. But when you hyperventilate, the carbon dioxide levels in your bloodstream drop too low. You’ll notice it right away because you’ll start to feel sick.
hyperventilating is not fun!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019
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hypertext

1) A text sent very quickly or to numerous people or both

(er)

(2) Someone who is extremely enthusiastic about texting and they text a minimum of 5 people at all times

(3) Someone who texts with extreme speed and has become a certified hypertexter.
1) Billy just hypertexted me in literally 3 seconds after i sent my text.

2) Golly gee Gerry, you sure text a lot of people! You must be a straight up hypertexter.

3)Mercy me Mary! You certainly text quickly! Are you a certified hypertexter?
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hypersmite

the action of smiting someone or something to a severely elevated degree
Man, what you did is worse than bad. God is gonna hypersmite you!
by defygrvty88 November 30, 2006
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