basically, it's someone who claims to be a Christian but doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus. They often go to church on the Sabbath wearing dresses and suits and ties, play a prominent role in the congregation, are married and have children. They tend to vote exclusively Republican (but not always) and try to bully the local community to pass laws favorable to their point of view, try to force their point of view on EVERYBODY around them, try to establish a Christian Iran in America, and brag about how moral they are and how loyal the family is to them. They tend to be white racists, prejudiced against all those who are not like them. Women hypochristians often are soccer moms. To sum it up, a hypochristian is usually a neo con, a "conservative Christian", although some are also of the liberal persuasion, too.
Brad has a wife who he beats up to a pulp every week, and a 15-year-old male lover on the side. He also has raped his daughter and her school friend, as well as "done it" with his dog, Dexter. He has stolen money from church, tries to force his views on the community, considers what he don't like to be "liberal" or "communist" or "godless". He brags about his Christianity but often tells racist jokes at work. He is a hypochristian to the max.
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What occurs when lofted bedding collapses while a couple is performing sexual intercourse. When resulting pelvic thrust exceeds a 3-foot barrier it is known as a 'hyperthrust' and typically results in damage to the penis, testicles, ovaries, and pride.
In use largely among college students
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- Dude, I heard it too, that was one hell of a scream. You seen him today? He's got about 5 pounds of ice on his junk and his girl ditched him.
- Dude, I heard it too, that was one hell of a scream. You seen him today? He's got about 5 pounds of ice on his junk and his girl ditched him.
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Get the hypochrist mug.An off shoot of a hypocrite.Those snotty ass church going folks that always praise themselves as the ideal christian and try to force others into behaving more accordingly as they see it fit based on their own actions. The clencher is that when they get home they are they perfect flying examples of satan on earth. Most often they are very crude, disgusting, and perverted people.
"Harry is such a hypochristian. I know for a fact that he rapes his daughter, and he acts like he's a fucking saint."
by Ryan and Toby March 26, 2003
Get the Hypochristian mug.A person who proclaims christian values while acting in the opposite manner. A portmanteau of hypocrite and christian.
During the divorce, his outwardly fine, upstanding, church-going parents-in-law were nasty, underhanded and dishonest. This caused him to invent the word hypochristian to describe their behaviour.
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Get the Hypochristian mug.My mom didn't want me to date boys, so I didn't. Then she was mad I was dating girls. If that wasn't bad enough, now she's mad that I'm thirty and unmarried. What a hypercrite.
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