Hypertired

When a person is so tired, they become hyper.

Shit, did you see Johnny the other night? He was so hypertired, he did a backflip over a truck, then fell asleep on the pavement!

by donkeypunch99 May 1, 2009

hypertext

1) A text sent very quickly or to numerous people or both

(er)

(2) Someone who is extremely enthusiastic about texting and they text a minimum of 5 people at all times

(3) Someone who texts with extreme speed and has become a certified hypertexter.

1) Billy just hypertexted me in literally 3 seconds after i sent my text.

2) Golly gee Gerry, you sure text a lot of people! You must be a straight up hypertexter.

3)Mercy me Mary! You certainly text quickly! Are you a certified hypertexter?

by Alliterating Alonso Allenson April 21, 2009

hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

by Paul January 9, 2005

hyperthrust

What occurs when lofted bedding collapses while a couple is performing sexual intercourse. When resulting pelvic thrust exceeds a 3-foot barrier it is known as a 'hyperthrust' and typically results in damage to the penis, testicles, ovaries, and pride.

In use largely among college students

- Dude, I heard TS hyperthrusted his girlfriend last night!

- Dude, I heard it too, that was one hell of a scream. You seen him today? He's got about 5 pounds of ice on his junk and his girl ditched him.

by Hector Sanchez May 17, 2004

hyperjenix

basicly anything that gives u a sugar high, makes u hyper or wakes u up

hyperjenix, we like hyper jenix, hyperjenix, we think your the best

by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006

Hyperstricted

Akin to a state of catatonia,
some have likened it to indentured servitude
while others describe it as
Ulitmate Stressedoutedness.

Wally was hyperstricted by his
Mortgage, Auto payments, Utility Bills,
Walyers, and Hellth-care concerns.

by skipix December 9, 2008

hyperitch

garrett's ass checks spreading like the red sea while playing knee football.

ass cheeks stretched to the limit of extreme pain hyperitch

by I WANNA FUCKIN blowJ!!!!!!! January 20, 2008