hyperintellectual

1. Succinctly, they are to the intellectual what the intellectual is to the layman.
2. Something more people should aspire to be, as opposed to merely becoming a member of the common intellectual class.

"Wow, I heard that XYZ is a billionaire social-critic professor chessmaster and is working in fields with potentially history-shattering implications."
"What a lucky guy."
"Nah, I don't think it's luck; I think he's just a hyperintellectual."

by abc32342 July 3, 2008

Hyperjunk

Another way of describing a woman's booty to say that it is really huge

"Have you seen Vida Guerra, that chick has some serious hyperjunk."

by Faraz Khalid October 9, 2008

hypercrite

Someone that holds others to multiple mutually exclusive standards.

My mom didn't want me to date boys, so I didn't. Then she was mad I was dating girls. If that wasn't bad enough, now she's mad that I'm thirty and unmarried. What a hypercrite.

by Kwiila November 19, 2022

Hypercube

(N) An object formed by 8 cubes that exists in four spacial dimensions as opposed to the standard three. A hypercube is entirely theoretical as it cannot be created by man. Also known as a tesseract.

Mrs. Paley: It's a tesseract!
Jerry: Of course! It must be a hypercube!

by ZZM v2.6 May 6, 2006

Hyper Cunt

A person who goes out of their way to be cunt, or is deliberatly bitchy for no real reason.

God, that hyper cunt just hit a cat, for no reason.

Dude you shit on that guys porch? Why?

Dude, he has it coming, eighty year old bastard.

Wow dude, you are a hyper cunt.

by Martin Swift August 19, 2008

hyperintelligent

A word describing a fictional race of pandimensional beings, referenced on 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' about having built a supercomputer to calculate the answer of life, the universe and everything.

"Many millions of years ago a race of hyperintelligent, pandimensional beings got so fed up of the constant bickering about the meaning of like that they commissioned two of their brightest and best to design and build a stupendous supercomputer to calculate the answer to life, the universe and everything

by TyrannosaurusRex93 December 18, 2009

hyperconservative

A person who is so conservative in his or her political philosophy that he or she expects a native or citizen of a country to be employed and self-sufficient at all times (so as to not draw unemployment benefits or welfare), advocate or practice repressive social stands (such as not having sex outside of marriage), name calls those who disagree with them as socialists or communists, distracts voters on issues that have nothing to do with creating jobs and expanding opportunities for the citizenry (like questionable immigration practices or Muslims), and keeps expressing the mantra "take our country back" until it becomes boring.

Tea Party advocate: What is with these lazy unemployed people just going out and fornicating instead of getting an honest job at Wal-Mart?

Average citizen: I have no idea. Are they hurting me in any way?

Tea Party advocate: You didn't answer my question! You must be some kind of Marxist leftist ingrate who does not appreciate the hard "work" Wall Street employees and big business executives do on a daily basis! It is time to take our country back from illegal immigrants and slackers!

Average citizen: And what? To hand the United States over to Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann to run? You are a hyperconservative and out of your freakin' mind!

by tbird4441 January 9, 2011