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Hydroponic

the literal definition of Hydroponic is "water working" or the greek words Hydro meaning Water and Ponos meaning Labor. Hydroponics is the process of of creating a system that is able to recirculate water while supplying the plants roots with nutrients in a completely soilless system.
john has a dope hydroponic system in his closet
by Blunt Trauma in san diego January 9, 2010
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Hydropop

when a girl looses her virginity (aka getting her cherry "popped") to water or any similar fluid; this could occur on a water slide or in a horrific pressure washer incident; sometimes can be mistaken as a period and vice-versa
When Carmen went down that steep slide, she got hydropopped!
by Lovedocter July 18, 2009
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Hydropump

The Bathmate Hydropump is so named because it uses water as the medium for creating a vacuum around the penis instead of air, which is the basis of all other pumps.

The hydrovacuum it creates around the penis makes for a solid & even vacuum - making for far more uniform and solid erections than are achieved using air-based methods.

Also, because water acts as a lubricant, there is no need to use messy gels and lubes when using Bathmate, as well as helping enhance hygiene.

Of great benefit, the Hydrotherapy aspect of the Bathmate, using water in a cyclic pumping action, makes for an excellent workout of the penile vascular (blood flow) system. This anatomical dynamic is known as hyperemia.

Therefore, the hydropump promotes penile health and increased sexual stamina and enjoyment, as well as boosting the size of the male organ.
Bathmate, penis pump, Hydropump
by Bathmate August 15, 2012
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hydromorphone

Hydromorphone is a powerfull opiate drug that produces extreme euphoria and blissful apathy. Hydromorphone is the 3rd strongest opiate pharmacutically produced. It is very affective Intra-veineous but produces little effect orally or insufflated (snorted). Becouse of this it is rarley abused unlike other opiates. Many users who have experienced this drug coin it there own peronal "slice of heaven" becouse of its extreme euphoriaic bliss enducing effects.
Brand Names - Dilaudid Hydrostat Palladone
Slang Street Names -'dillies "hydro" "M2s" "Hospital Heroin"
Side Effects Include - Extreme Euphoria, Blissfull apathy, relaxation, loss of stress and worry, and addiction in some. Opiates and all drugs should only be used by the well eductaed and saftey minded individual who fully understands the pharmological effects of the substance.
"Hydromorphon is my ideal vacation; complete euphoria and loss of stress and worry for a short 3 hour period" - coworker whom uses hydromorphone 2-3 times a year instead of a costly and not guranteed to be positive travel vacation.
by Shinji Enod Ikari, Ph.D December 31, 2005
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Hydrospoonalysis

When you turn on the kitchen faucet the water hits a stray spoon and sprays all over you
Damn kids leaving spoons in the sink causing hydrospoonalysis all over my clean shirt
by Elwoodcat July 15, 2018
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Shanghai Hydropump

A very difficult trick in Super Mario Maker that can be very helpful in cheesing levels.
"Wow! did you see Juzcook hit that Tokyo Sandblaster into a Shanghai Hydropump? Goddamn!" -Miyamoto
by Jester Hoffman October 20, 2016
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Hydropothesis

guy1: Dude I had a bath last night and came up with the best hydropothesis
by Phore_eyes June 17, 2010
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