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Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."
Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.
by Inevitibility June 6, 2015
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hypertasking

The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.
example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.

example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.
by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 30, 2006
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Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869
Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world
by rudetabaga July 27, 2020
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Hebert

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.
Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
by LNH2 January 16, 2009
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Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.
1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.
by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005
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Hybercocktion

When a males penis and balls get absorbed into their stomach to keep warm in the winter. Hybercocktion usually ends in the beginning of April.
Babe...we need to spoon before Hybercocktion starts...
by JonersBoners November 26, 2019
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Hubert

The most amazing person in the world. You will never meet someone like that in your whole life. Take the change, be with him.
I want to be hubert!
by bubu13 February 6, 2010
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