hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

Your mom gives great hummers.

by John E. November 12, 2002

humera

A girl who doesnt enjoy being stalked by weidos/ fobs & guys named ATIF who do random crap like stick her name on a website proclaiming their love for her!

Theres no chance in hell that Atif will ever get Humera, not even if hell froze over

by M & H January 17, 2005

Humera

Humera is a wonderful girl! She’s popular and everyone loves her. She’s always looking at her hair or doing weird stuff with it but or always in the mirror. She makes a lot of boys fall in love with her but there’s always one boy in her mind. Her friends loves her and so does everyone else! You should really got a humera!

Boy 1: hey how’s the girl?

Boy 2: oh that’s humera
Boy 1: ooh she’s really pretty

Boy 2: yeah I wish she was mine.

by Anonymous875682 February 21, 2021

Highway Hummer

A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.

The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.

Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.

by rbc December 10, 2004

hummeroo

The slight moaning sound a man makes while receiving a hummer.

There's no more musical sound than that of a hummer accompanied by a hummeroo.

by calmling January 11, 2008

cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties

I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.

by echar September 22, 2009

Self Harmer

Self harmers are people who cut themselves because they feel the need to release pressure from their depressed lives. This trait has been said to be one of an emo but this is severly wrong. Every type of person can self harm because of something in their lives.

Often self-harmers wear long sleeved t-shirts to hide their scarred arms or trousers instead of skirts.

Self-harmers harm themselves using; blades, fire, shavers, etc. Anything to relieve the pressure of pain they feel emotionally.

A stressful day at school, he grabs the blade, pushes his sleeves up and starts cutting. This relieves him of his tension emotionally by being hurt physically. The Self Harmer has given into the need of hurting himself.

by Twilight-Princess January 19, 2007