Hump Day

Wednesday - the day preceding Thursday and after Tuesday, midweek week peak day...down hill slide to the weekend.

Acronym - Having Unusual Midweek Psychotic Delusions And Yearnings

No example for Hump Day required...see above.

by justpassntime November 4, 2011

hump day

Wednesday. It is called hump day beccause it is often referred as the ''hump'' of the week because it's two more days til Friday

Today is hump day. Let's hump

by Your Mom in a bikini July 27, 2006

Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.

"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"

by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017

Hump day

A day where virginity loss tends to increase by 800000% for one day since it is hump day

Leo: Hey George! I heard the hoes are asking for more man on hump

George: Oh it is HUMP DAY

They lose there virginities in the next day at the party on hump day.

by LOL110 February 18, 2019

hump day

A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.

I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.

by Arlene Fester October 6, 2006

Hump Day

Wednesday's are the middle of the work week and, seems like it takes a weed to get to wednesday. I am usually exhausted by Wednesday.

Hump Day and I feel liked I have been Humped all Day!

by bobbyhotrod April 12, 2011

hump day

wednesday (from the notion that it is the hump of the workweek)

Things will go very smoothly by hump day.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006